05/08/2018 from Daily Jokes
#11411
John’s wife, refusing to give in to aging, goes out to buy some new cosmetics so he can look years younger.
After spending some time applying “Miracle“ products to her face, she asks her husband, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, how old would you think I am?“
Looking at her carefully, John replied…
“Judging from your skin twenty, your hair eighteen. And your figure, twenty five.“
“OH, you flatterer!“ She gushed.
Just as she was about to tell John his reward, he stops her and says “WHOA, hold on there sweety…
“I haven’t added them up yet!“
