02/06/2021 from Daily Jokes
#14370
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, Kissed him ever so gently,
unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.