12/09/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21542
A couple spends a pleasant Sunday afternoon at an agricultural show in the countryside, where they watch bulls being auctioned for stud.
The auctioneer presents the first bull: “This impressive animal bred 60 times last year.”
The wife elbows her husband and says, “Hear that? That’s five times a month.”
Next, the second bull is introduced: “This remarkable bull managed 120 breedings last year.”
The wife nudges her husband again. “That’s ten times a month. Anything you’d like to say about that?”
Her husband is starting to get irritated. Then the auctioneer brings out the third bull: “And this exceptional bull bred 360 times last year!”
The wife swats her husband’s arm. “That’s once a day—every day of the year! What do you think about that?”
Fed up, the husband snaps back, “Why don’t you ask the auctioneer if it was with the same cow each time?”
