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Daily Joke: Married Couple Wanting A Baby

10/06/2020 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Married Couple Wanting A Baby

A man and a woman had been married for ten years  and decided to try and have kids.

They had not been using birth control for the entire time

they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.

The woman decided to go to the gynecologist and see if  the problem was with her.

She had been hard of hearing since she was little. The doctor examined her and came in to give her  the conclusions.

He said, “I’m sorry, but the problem is with you.

You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a  baby it will be a miracle.”

The woman was very upset and went home crying.  Her husband got home and asked her what was wrong.

She said, “The doctor told me I’ve got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel.”

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