03/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8348
A wife was standing in the kitchen one morning, preparing soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she slept in. As her husband walked in, she turned to him and said: “You’ve got to make love to me right now, here, across the kitchen table.”
His eyes lit up. He could hardly believe his luck, and before she could change her mind, he made love to her on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she hurriedly thanked him and returned to the stove, with her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but puzzled, he asked her: “What was all that about?”
“Oh,” she said. “The egg timer is broken.”
