04/22/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20416
A commercial airline pilot finally marries his longtime girlfriend, a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller.
On their honeymoon, the pilot confidently lays out his lifestyle expectations:
“Listen, babe. My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land. No questions. I’ll sleep when I can, party with the crew when I want, and if a flight delay keeps me out overnight—deal with it. And I expect peace when I get home. Understood?”
She sips her coffee calmly and nods.
“Totally fair,” she says.
“Just so you know—takeoffs around here happen nightly at 9 PM…”
