03/29/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9771
After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said:
“Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and I slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car and a big bed, but I’m sleeping with a fifty-one year old woman.
It seems that you’re not pulling your weight.”
She replied calmly: “Then why don’t you go out and find a sexy twenty-six year old blonde?
And when you do, I’ll make sure once again that you’ll be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.”
