Daily Joke: Setting the Ground Rules

A typical tough-guy husband marries a beautiful, easygoing woman. After the wedding, he lays down the law:

“I’ll come home whenever I want, stay out as late as I like, and I expect no complaints from you. Dinner should be ready unless I say I won’t

be home. I’ll go out hunting, fishing, drinking, and playing cards with my friends whenever I please, and I expect no pushback. Those are my

rules. Any questions?”

His new wife responds with a smile, “No problem! Just know that every night at seven, there will be sex here… whether you’re home or not.”