03/08/2014 from Daily Jokes
#8999
One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a
drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks,
the bartender got worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asked.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy, “and she
vowed not to talk to me for 31 days . . .”
He took another drink, and said, “And tonight is the last night.”
