10/19/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22786
It was the first night of their honeymoon at a luxurious, candlelit resort in the Caribbean. Tiffany, a stunningly beautiful but famously naive blonde bride, had spent hours preparing for this moment. She slipped into a sexy, lace-trimmed nightie that cost more than her first car, sprayed on her finest perfume, and crawled into the king-sized bed with great anticipation, her heart pounding with excitement.
She waited. And waited.
But instead of joining her, her new husband, Chad—a deeply devout and somewhat literal-minded man—had settled down on the plush velvet couch across the room with a thick Bible and a cup of herbal tea.
Tiffany blinked, confused. She sat up, pulling the silk sheets around her, and asked softly, “Chad, darling? Why are you over there? Aren’t you going to make love to me?”
Chad looked up from his reading, adjusted his glasses, and replied with perfect, serious sincerity, “No, Tiffany. I can’t.
Because it’s Lent.”
Tiffany stared at him, her brain working overtime to process this bizarre logistical hurdle. Her face fell, and she looked genuinely hurt. Almost in tears, she remarked with pure, unadulterated confusion:
“Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! To whom did you lend it, and for how long? Do I need to call them and ask for it back?”
