01/31/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21748
A man’s wife sends him out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store, it’s closed, so he heads to a nearby bar to use the cigarette vending machine. While there, he strikes up a
conversation with a beautiful woman. A couple of beers later, one thing leads to another, and they end up back at her apartment.
Afterward, he looks at the clock. It’s 3 a.m.
“Oh no,” he says. “My wife is going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?”
She gives him some, and he rubs it all over his hands before heading home.
His wife is waiting at the door, furious.
“Where on earth have you been?”
“Well,” he says, “I went to the store like you asked, but it was closed. So I went to the bar for the vending machine, met a woman, had a few drinks, and ended up in bed with her.”
“Oh yeah?” she snaps. “Let me see your hands.”
She looks at his powder-covered hands and shouts,
“You liar! You went bowling again!”
