09/02/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22612
Bob was in deep, deep trouble. He had completely forgotten his wedding anniversary, a cardinal sin in the marriage handbook, and his wife was absolutely furious. In a fit of righteous anger, she delivered a very specific, non-negotiable ultimatum before going to bed: “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift sitting in the middle of the driveway. And let me be perfectly clear it better go from 0 to 200 in six seconds, and it better be there when I wake up!”
Knowing his life quite literally depended on it, Bob got up before the crack of dawn, sneaked out of the house, and left for work, leaving behind a large, beautifully gift-wrapped box right in the center of the driveway.
When his wife finally woke up, she peeked out the bedroom window. Sure enough, there it was. Confused but intrigued by the sheer size of the package, she threw on her robe, marched out to the driveway, and dragged the heavy box back into the house. With high hopes of a shiny new sports car, she tore off the wrapping paper and ripped open the cardboard flaps.
Inside, she found a brand-new, digital bathroom scale.
As for Bob? Well, the local authorities have been asking questions, but he has been officially missing since Friday.
