10/13/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22767
A young woman was getting ready for her very first date when her mother sat her down for some important advice.
“Listen, sweetheart,” her mother said seriously. “Men can be very charming, but you need to be careful. They’ll try all sorts of tricks to get what they want, so remember these three rules.
“First, never let a boy kiss your lips. They’re as delicate as rose petals, and you don’t want them ruined.
“Second, don’t let him touch your breasts. They’re as fragile as fine crystal, and you must protect them.
“And third, whatever you do, never let him near your private area. Think of it as a hot grill. Anything that gets too close could get burned!”
The young woman nodded solemnly, thanked her mother, and headed off on her date.
Her mother spent the evening checking the clock, pacing the living room, and wondering whether her daughter had remembered every word.
Finally, just after midnight, the young woman returned home with a huge smile on her face.
“Well?” her mother demanded. “How did it go?”
“Oh, Mum, it was wonderful! I think I’m in love!”
“Slow down, darling. Did he try anything?”
“Well, yes. First, he tried to kiss me, but I told him what you said about my lips. He stopped immediately.
“Then he tried to touch my breasts, but I explained what you said about them being as fragile as crystal. He stopped that, too.
“Then he slipped his hand under my skirt and started talking about my grill.”
Her mother gasped. “Your grill? What did he say?”
“He said it was a remarkable coincidence because he happened to have a lovely piece of fillet steak and wondered whether I’d let him cook it on my grill!”
Her mother nearly fainted.
“And you told him to leave immediately, I hope?”
“Well, Mum, he promised to be very careful. He kept checking the steak and taking it off the grill to let it cool down.”
The mother stared at her daughter in horror.
“And then?”
The young woman smiled dreamily.
“Well, Mum, every now and then, he asked me to taste it to see whether it was ready.”
Her mother threw her hands in the air.
“Oh, good heavens! You were supposed to protect the grill, not help him prepare dinner!”
