11/14/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22874
Arthur was a diligent market researcher for “SmoothGlide Petroleum Jelly,” a company desperate to find new uses for their product beyond just dry skin. One sunny Tuesday afternoon, he knocked on the door of a charming suburban home. It was opened by Sarah, a beautiful young housewife with a warm smile and an air of complete confidence.
“Good afternoon, ma’am,” Arthur began, adjusting his clipboard. “I’m conducting some brief market research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. I was wondering if you have ever used our product?”
Sarah didn’t hesitate. She looked him dead in the eye and replied with startling bluntness, “Yes. My husband and I use it during intercourse.”
Arthur froze. His pen hovered over the paper. His face turned a shade of crimson that matched the logo on his shirt. He had expected answers like “for chapped lips” or “to shine shoes,” not a candid disclosure of their bedroom habits. He stammered, trying to regain his professional composure.
“Um, er… I admire you for your honesty, ma’am,” he said, his voice cracking slightly. “That’s very… open of you. Could you tell me exactly how you use it? For our records, of course.”
Sarah shrugged, leaning casually against the doorframe. “It’s quite simple, really. We put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”
