03/27/2018 from Daily Jokes
#11242
A husband on his deathbed said to his wife in a hoarse, weak voice: “My hour has arrived and before I leave, I want to confess to you …”
“No, no, you shouldn’t strain yourself, sit still,” interrupted the woman.
“I insist,” said the husband. “It’s better to die with a quiet, clean conscience.”
“Well, I’m listening,” said the woman.
“I had an affair with your sister, your mother, and your best friend,” said the husband.
“I know,” replied the woman pleasantly, “that’s why I poisoned you.”
