11/12/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22868
Arthur and Martha, a spirited couple in their late seventies who had been married for fifty wonderful years, decided it was time to spice things up. After hearing about the wonders of modern medicine from their neighbors at the golf club, they visited their doctor and came home with a prescription for Viagra.
That night, they took the pill, and to their absolute astonishment, they had an incredible, marathon session of romance that lasted well into the early hours of the morning. They fell asleep exhausted but happier than they had been in decades.
The next morning, Martha woke up feeling ravenous. She shuffled into the kitchen, put on her apron, and started preparing a feast. When Arthur finally stumbled into the kitchen, looking slightly disheveled but smiling, she asked brightly, “Good morning, dear! Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of warm toast, and maybe some fresh grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Arthur shook his head, rubbing his stomach. “Thanks for asking, Martha, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he said proudly.
“It’s really taken the edge off my appetite. I feel full of energy, but zero desire for food.”
Martha shrugged and ate her breakfast alone.
At lunchtime, she tried again. “How about a bowl of hot tomato soup, some homemade blueberry muffins, or a nice cheese sandwich?”
Arthur declined again, waving his hand dismissively. “No thanks, dear. The Viagra really trashes my desire for food. I’m just not interested in eating.”
Martha frowned slightly but kept quiet.
Come dinner time, she went all out. “Arthur, would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or a tasty stir-fry?”
Arthur declined once more, patting his flat stomach. “No, it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry at all. It’s amazing how it works!”
Martha stared at him for a long moment. Then, she sighed deeply, pushed her chair back, and said:
“Well, would you mind letting me up? I’m starving!”
