12/10/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21545
After two decades of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. She figures there’s no harm since she’ll be right there with him.
As they walk in, the doorman greets them with, “Hey, Dave! How’re you doing?”
His wife frowns and asks whether he’s been to the club before.
“Of course not,” Dave replies. “He’s just a guy from my bowling team.”
Once they sit down, a waitress approaches and asks Dave if he wants “the usual,” then sets a glass of red wine in front of him.
His wife stiffens. “And how does she know what you drink?”
Dave quickly answers, “She bowls in the Ladies League. Our teams share lanes.”
Moments later, a stripper walks over, wraps her arms around Dave, and says, “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
That’s the last straw. His wife snatches up her purse and storms outside.
Dave runs after her and catches her as she’s getting into a cab. He hops in beside her before she can shut the door.
He frantically tries to explain that the dancer must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife refuses to listen. She’s shouting every insult she can think of.
Finally, the cab driver glances back and says, “Rough night, huh, Dave? Looks like you picked up a real witch this time.”
