03/30/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20327
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and throughout their marriage, they always kept the lights off during intimacy.
The husband felt self-conscious and feared he couldn’t fully satisfy his wife, so he secretly used a special aid.
For all those years, she remained unaware.
One evening, curiosity got the best of her, and she reached over to turn on the light—only to discover the truth.
Shocked, she exclaimed, ‘I knew it! Care to explain this?’
With a calm expression, he replied, ‘Only if you can explain the kids!
