01/04/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21648
After a terrible cruise shipwreck, famous actress Scarlett Johansson washes ashore on a deserted island. Hours go by before one other survivor appears. A random man from the ship is the only other person to make it.
They didn’t know each other before the shipwreck. However, he definitely knew who she was.
At first, surviving is difficult. Food is scarce, and shelter is basic. Over time, though, the man learns how to fish, build shelter, and collect fresh water. Slowly, life improves.
Eventually, he builds a solid cabin. He even creates a working water system and a few clever comforts to make daily life easier. Because of this, the two grow close.
They take care of each other. As months pass, feelings develop. After all, there is no one else on the island.
One night, passion takes over, and they become a couple. From that point on, they live together with a surprisingly active love life.
Then something changes.
The man grows distant. He seems distracted. Clearly, something is bothering him.
“What’s wrong?” Scarlett asks.
“Nothing,” he replies, every time.
Finally, she insists. She tells him she truly cares and will do anything to make him happy again.
“Anything?” he asks.
“Yes. Anything.”
First, he asks her to change clothes. She puts on work jeans and a loose shirt that washed ashore. Then he asks her to flatten her chest, tuck her hair under a hat, and even draw on a beard and moustache with soot.
Confused but determined, she agrees.
Next, he hands her sunglasses.
“Now walk down the beach,” he says. “I’ll catch up.”
As she walks, she doubts herself. Maybe she’s done something wrong. Maybe it’s not her at all.
Suddenly, the man runs up, grabs her shoulder, spins her around, and says:
“Mate, you won’t believe who I’ve been sleeping with for the past six months.”
