01/16/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21697
Men have long cracked jokes about women—some even land well.
But now, it’s the ladies’ turn to fire back…
Why do men get smarter during lovemaking?
Because they’re plugged into a genius.
Why don’t women blink during lovemaking?
They simply don’t have time.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
Why did God give men bigger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
And why did God create men before women?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
