04/10/2019 from Daily Jokes
#12609
Men often make jokes about women. Some of them are even funny.
But now it’s the ladies’ turn…
Why do men become smarter during lovemaking?
Because they are plugged into a genius.
Why don’t women blink during lovemaking?
They dont’t have enough time.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertize one egg?
Because they don’t stop to ask directions.
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
So they don’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Why did God make men before women?
You always need a rough draft before you make the final copy.
