03/18/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21934
A woman in a very tight dress, arms full of shopping bags, hurried up to catch a bus just as it was about to leave. As she tried to step up onto the first step, she realized her dress was so restrictive that she couldn’t lift her leg high enough.
Thinking quickly, she reached behind her and tugged her zipper down just a little to give herself more room. She tried again—but still couldn’t quite make it.
A bit flustered now, she reached back once more and lowered the zipper a little further. Taking another shot, she still found herself stuck at the step, unable to climb aboard.
Determined not to miss the bus, she reached back a third time and pulled the zipper down even more, hoping that would finally do the trick. But before she could try again, the man standing right behind her suddenly wrapped his arms around her, lifted her up effortlessly, carried her onto the bus, paid both their fares, gently set her down—and then, to her complete shock, planted a kiss on her.
The woman, stunned and furious, immediately turned and slapped him hard across the face.
The man, rubbing his cheek, looked at her and said, “Well, after you reached back and pulled my zipper down three times, I figured we were on pretty friendly terms.”
