06/24/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9860
The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, “Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?”
“No champ, I never did.”
“That’s a good thing.”
“You’re telling me,” began grandpa, “I was the cook!”
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