01/19/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9700
At the movie theater, a young man returning to his seat taps the arm of a woman in the last seat in the row.
“Excuse me,” he says, “but did I step on your toe on the way out?”
“As a matter of fact, you did,” says the woman, expecting an apology.
“Oh good,” says the man, “then this is my row.”
