11/28/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8549
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and
kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you and you will die.”
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him.
“Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh yeah?” the man asked…”And where were you when I got married?”
