Daily Joke: Night Off

A wealthy man and his wife are going to a function, so they decide to give the butler the night off. However, a couple of hours later the wife was bored, so she leaves the party and goes home,only to find the butler sitting alone at the table. She orders the butler upstairs to her bedroom, where she locks the door. “Jeeves,” she commands, “take off my hat.” Jeeves promptly obeys. “Now, Jeeves,” she says, “take off my dress.” He obeys. “Now, Jeeves, please remove my underwear.” Breaking into a nervous sweat, Jeeves complies. “Now Jeeves,” the wife says, “if I should ever catch you wearing my clothes again…”