10/25/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22808
A woman was getting married that weekend, but she had a little problem. Her fiancé believed she was a virgin, and she was worried about how to keep up the illusion on their wedding night.
Feeling desperate, she visited her doctor.
“Doctor, I’m getting married this weekend, and my fiancé thinks I’m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?”
The doctor thought for a moment.
“Medically, there’s nothing I can do. But I have an unusual suggestion. Take a small elastic band and slip it around your upper thigh before getting into bed. When the moment comes, snap it and tell him that’s your virginity breaking.”
The woman’s face lit up.
“Doctor, you’re a genius! He’ll never suspect a thing!”
That weekend, the couple had a beautiful wedding and headed off to their honeymoon suite.
After getting ready for bed, the bride discreetly slipped the elastic band around her thigh and climbed under the covers.
Soon, the newlyweds began their romantic evening. Just as things got going, she snapped the elastic band.
Her husband suddenly let out a tremendous scream.
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?”
The bride calmly smiled and whispered, “Don’t worry, darling. That was just my virginity snapping.”
Her husband grabbed himself, doubled over in agony, and shouted:
“WELL, SNAP IT AGAIN! IT’S GOT MY BALLS!”
