12/26/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21606
A man calls a company and signs up for their 5-day, 5-pound weight-loss program.
The very next morning, there’s a knock at his door. Standing outside is a fit, curvy 19-year-old woman wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as the company representative. The sign reads: “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
He doesn’t hesitate. He takes off running after her. A few miles later, completely winded, he gives up. The same thing happens for the next four days. On day five, he steps on the scale and is thrilled to see he’s lost 5 pounds—right on target.
Impressed, he calls back and orders the 5-day, 10-pound program.
The next morning, another knock. This time it’s the most stunning, breathtaking woman he’s ever seen, again wearing only running shoes and a sign that says, “If you catch me, you can have me.”
He chases her every day for five days, pushing himself harder each time. By the end of the program, he’s in great shape—and down another 10 pounds, just as promised.
Feeling unstoppable, he calls the company again and orders their 7-day, 25-pound program.
The representative hesitates. “Are you sure? This is our toughest plan.”
“Absolutely,” he says. “I’ve never felt better.”
The next morning, there’s a knock at the door.
He opens it to find a massive, muscular man wearing pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
“If I catch you, you’re mine.”
