02/18/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8319
A little boy thanked his grandfather for the set of drums he bought him for his birthday. “They’re the best present I’ve ever had,” he said. “They’ve already made me $80.”
“Wow!” said the grandfather. “You must have learned to play them real good!”
“Not really,” said the boy. “But Mom gives me $5 not to play during the day, an Dad gives me $5 not to play in the evening.”
