10/04/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22735
A father and his grown son were sitting downstairs watching television one evening.
After a while, the father started rubbing his feet.
“Son, my feet are freezing. Do me a favor and go upstairs and grab my slippers.”
The son headed upstairs.
When he reached the bedroom, he noticed two adult friends of his sister sitting on the bed, chatting.
The son suddenly got an idea.
He walked in and casually said:
“Dad sent me up here to spend the night with both of you.”
The two women stared at him.
“Yeah, right! Your dad never said that. You’re just making that up!”
The son smiled.
“Actually, he did. And I can prove it.”
He walked over to the stairs and shouted:
“DAD! YOU DID SAY BOTH OF THEM, DIDN’T YOU?”
Without missing a beat, his dad shouted back from downstairs:
“OF COURSE I DID! WHAT’S THE POINT IN FUCKING ONE?”
The two women burst out laughing.
The son yelled back:
“DAD! I WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR SLIPPERS!”
His father shouted:
“WELL, BRING THE SLIPPERS DOWN TOO!”
The son shook his head.
“Dad, you really need to stop answering questions before you know what I’m asking!”
