Daily Joke: An Adoption Interview That Took a Wild Turn at the End

A well-dressed, articulate husband and wife visit an adoption agency, hoping to adopt a child. The social workers are impressed—until the couple mention that they run a circus.

That gives the staff pause. A circus sounds unstable: animals, constant travel, an unusual environment. Concerns arise about whether it’s suitable for raising a child.

In response, the couple show photos of their 55-foot motorhome—immaculate, well maintained, and complete with a spacious, spotless nursery. Reassured, the social workers then ask about the child’s education.

“No problem,” the husband says. “We’ve hired a full-time tutor to cover all standard subjects, plus French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”

Still cautious, the social workers voice concerns about a child growing up in a circus atmosphere.

The wife smiles. “Our nanny is fully certified in pediatric care, child welfare, nutrition, and exercise—everything a child needs.”

Satisfied at last, the social workers ask, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”

The husband replies, “It doesn’t really matter—as long as they fit in a cannon.”