06/17/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20653
My anger issues were getting out of hand. The kids were loud, life was messy, and I was always yelling.
So my therapist suggested something strange: “Try calling them ‘Just $1.99’ and ‘Only $2.99.’ It might help you see things differently.”
I raised an eyebrow. “You’re joking, right?”
“Nope. Think of it as parenting on sale.”
The next morning, I tried it.
“Wake up, Just $1.99! Only $2.99! Breakfast is ready!”
They stared at me like I’d lost it. But then they laughed. And for once… so did I.
Turns out, those prices are hard to beat.
