03/12/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21912
A father decided it was finally time to have “the talk” with his 10-year-old son. One afternoon he sat down beside him and gently asked, “Son, do you know about the birds and the bees?”
The boy’s eyes suddenly widened. Within seconds his face crumpled and he burst into tears.
“I don’t want to know!” the boy cried, shaking his head desperately. “Please, Dad… promise me you won’t tell me!”
The father was completely confused. He hadn’t even started explaining anything yet. Concerned, he asked, “What’s wrong? Why are you so upset?”
Through sniffles and sobs, the boy tried to explain.
“Oh, Dad… it’s just too much,” he said. “When I was six, you sat me down and told me there’s no Santa Claus. That was hard enough. Then when I turned seven, you told me there’s no Easter Bunny either. I barely recovered from that.”
He wiped his eyes and continued.
“And when I was eight, you told me the tooth fairy wasn’t real. That crushed me!”
The boy looked up at his father with absolute desperation and said, “So if you’re about to tell me that adults don’t really have sex… then I’ll have nothing left to live for.”
