05/08/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20475
A guy strolls into a drugstore with his 8-year-old son. As they pass the condom section, the kid stops, points, and asks, “Dad, what are these?”
Without skipping a beat, Dad says, “Those are condoms, son. Grown-ups use them to have safe sex.”
The kid nods wisely. “Ah, like we learned in health class.”
He picks up a three-pack and goes, “Why are there only three in this box?”
Dad grins and says, “That’s for high schoolers—one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Nice,” the kid says, impressed. Then he spots a six-pack. “What about this one?”
“That’s for college guys—two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
The boy’s eyes widen. “WHOA!”
Then he picks up a 12-pack and says, “Who needs this many?”
Dad sighs like a man who’s seen things. “Married men. One for January… one for February… one for March…”
