07/13/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20850
An elderly couple was driving across the country.
The wife was behind the wheel when a highway patrol officer pulled them over.
He said, “Ma’am, were you aware that you were speeding?”
Hard of hearing, the woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man shouted, “He says you were speeding!”
Then the officer said, “May I see your license?”
Again, the woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man shouted, “He wants to see your license!”
So the woman handed her license to the officer.
The patrolman glanced at it and said, “Ah, you’re from Arkansas. I spent some time there once. Went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever met.”
The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man shouted, “He said he knows you!”
