12/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
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The FBI announced an opening for a professional assassin.
After extensive background checks, interviews, and testing, they narrowed the candidates down to three. Each man passed every stage with top marks. For the final test, an agent brought the first man to a heavy steel door and handed him a gun.
He said, We need to know you’ll follow orders no matter the situation. Inside this room, your wife is seated. Your task is to kill her.
The man replied, You can’t be serious. I could never harm my wife.
The agent dismissed him. Then you’re not suited for this job. Take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and stepped inside. Five silent minutes passed before he returned, eyes full of tears. I tried, but I can’t do it.
The agent said, You’re not the man we need. Go home.
Finally, the last candidate received the same briefing. He took the gun, went into the room, and immediately a series of shots rang out. Then came shouting, thuds, and the sound of furniture crashing.
After a few minutes, silence. The door opened, and the man walked out, wiping sweat from his forehead. Someone loaded the gun with blanks, he said, out of breath. I had to finish the job the hard way.
