10/14/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9972
“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… “
“I’m sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…”
“But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”
“Well, in that case ma’am, you’d better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now.”
