02/14/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21803
A police officer pulls a car over and strolls up to the driver’s window.
“Do you know why I stopped you?” he asks.
The driver shrugs. “No idea, officer. I was just out enjoying the breeze and minding my own business.”
“You rolled right through that stop sign back there.”
“I did not!” the man protests. “I slowed down. A lot. Practically in spirit, I stopped.”
The officer raises an eyebrow. “Sir, the sign says stop. Not ‘consider your options.’”
The driver folds his arms. “Stop, slow down… tomato, tomahto. What’s the big difference?”
Without a word, the officer calmly pulls out his baton and taps it against his palm.
“Tell you what,” he says. “I’m going to start hitting you with this baton. You let me know if you’d prefer I stop… or just slow down.”
