03/17/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21931
One Sunday, as I was leaving church, I found myself walking just a few steps behind a friend of mine. As usual, the pastor was standing by the door, greeting everyone warmly and shaking hands as they exited.
When my friend reached him, the pastor didn’t just offer a quick handshake—he held onto his hand, gently pulling him aside as if he had something important to say.
Looking him straight in the eye, the pastor said with conviction, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend didn’t hesitate. With a calm and confident tone, he replied, “Pastor, I’m already in the Army of the Lord.”
The pastor looked a bit puzzled and asked, “Then how come I only ever see you here on Christmas and Easter?”
My friend leaned in slightly, lowered his voice, and whispered, “I’m in the secret service.”
