01/20/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21711
Two Irish nuns had just arrived in the United States by boat. As they disembarked, one turned to the other and said, “I’ve heard that people here actually eat dogs.”
“Well,” her companion replied, “if we’re going to live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
With a decisive nod, the Mother Superior pointed toward a hot dog stand nearby, and the two made their way over.
“Two dogs, please,” one of them requested.
The vendor happily wrapped the hot dogs in foil and handed them over. The nuns hurried to a bench, eager to try this American custom.
The Mother Superior unwrapped hers first. Her face slowly turned red as she examined it. After a brief pause, she leaned over and whispered to the other nun, “Which part did you get?”
