11/06/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21415
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they run a weekly support group for husbands called “How Not to Sleep in the Doghouse.”
Last week, the priest turned to Giuseppe—a man celebrating 50 years of holy matrimony and asked him to share his secrets with the roomful of shell-shocked spouses.
Giuseppe cleared his throat and said proudly, “Wella, I’va always tried to treata her nicea buy her flowers, spenda da money, take her on trips… Besta thing I ever did? I tooka her to Italy for our 25th!”
The priest beamed. “Giuseppe, you’re a beacon of marital bliss! So… what grand romantic gesture do you have planned for your golden anniversary?”
Giuseppe puffed out his chest and declared, “I gonna go picka her up from the airport! She’s still in Italy. Apparently, she liked it so much, she never came back after the 25th.”
