Daily Joke: Mother Teresa

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old  woman walked by. “Hey, Billy Joe,” one said, “I think that’s Mother  Teresa.” “Your nuts.” “I’m telling you.” They approached the woman and one asked, “Are you Mother Teresa?” The old  lady eyed them scornfully. “Piss off, you damn perverts,” she hissed,  striding off. “Jeez,” Billy Joe said, watching her disappear into the  crowd, “now we’ll never know.”