Three guys kick the bucket in a car crash and find themselves at the Pearly Gates, face-to-face with none other than Jesus himself—looking more majestic than a shampoo commercial.
Jesus says, “Alright, fellas, I’ve got one question for each of you. Tell the truth, you’re in. Lie to me, and it’s straight to the eternal barbecue downstairs.”
He turns to the first guy and asks, “How many times did you cheat on your wife?”
The guy puffs out his chest and says, “Never, Lord. I was loyal as a Labrador.”
Jesus nods, impressed. “Nice! You get a mega-mansion and a stretch limo to cruise around Heaven in style. Welcome aboard!”
He moves to the second guy. “And you?”
“Well… twice,” the guy mumbles.
Jesus raises an eyebrow. “Not ideal, but hey, honesty counts. You get a decent four-bedroom house and a shiny BMW. Next!”
He eyes the third guy. “And you?”
The third guy scratches his head and says, “Uh… eight times. Maybe nine. I lost count after Vegas.”
Jesus sighs, “Yikes. Alright, you still get in, but you’re stuck with a studio apartment and a Yugo that needs a push to start. Enjoy.”
A couple hours later, the second and third guys see Mr. Faithful—the mansion guy—sitting on a cloud, bawling his eyes out.
They rush over. “Dude! What’s wrong? You got the mansion! The limo! The heavenly hookup!”
Through the tears, the first guy sobs, “I just saw my wife… she was on a skateboard!”
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