06/28/2026 from Daily Jokes
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The heavenly golf course was, as expected, absolutely perfect. The fairways were impossibly green, the breeze was always at your back, and the 18th hole featured a stunning lake that sparkled like liquid diamonds under the eternal sunshine. It was a rare day when Jesus, Moses, and a quiet, bearded man in a simple white polo shirt decided to play a round together.
Jesus stepped up to the tee first. He addressed the ball with calm confidence, took a smooth backswing, and launched it with divine precision. The ball soared through the air, heading straight for the water hazard. But instead of sinking with a splash, it landed softly on the surface and began rolling across the water like a stone skipping on a pond. Jesus smiled, walked gracefully across the lake’s surface, tapped the ball gently, and sank it for a perfect par.
Moses stepped up next, his expression determined. He gripped his club tightly, took a powerful swing, and sent the ball rocketing toward the same lake. Just as it was about to hit the water, Moses raised his golf club high above his head.
Miraculously, the waters of the lake parted down the middle, creating two towering walls of water on either side. Moses walked calmly between them, approached the ball, and knocked it into the hole with a satisfied nod.
Then it was the bearded man’s turn. He stepped up quietly, didn’t say a word, and took a modest swing. The ball flew through the air, also heading straight for the lake. But suddenly, out of nowhere, a massive frog leaped from the reeds and snatched the golf ball out of the air with its tongue, swallowing it whole. Before anyone could react, an eagle dove from the sky, grabbed the frog in its talons, and carried it upward.
Just as the eagle reached the peak of its flight, a hunter—who definitely wasn’t supposed to be on a heavenly golf course—fired a shot. The bullet struck the eagle, and it tumbled down, landing with a thud right next to the hole. The frog, dazed but alive, coughed up the golf ball, and it rolled perfectly into the cup. A hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus, his face red with frustration, and muttered under his breath:
“I really hate playing with your dad.”
