12/23/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21597
A man is cruising along a lonely highway when a roadside sign catches his eye:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He shakes it off, assuming he imagined it, and keeps driving. A few minutes later, another sign appears:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Now intrigued, he continues on until a third sign confirms it:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
Curiosity wins. He turns in and parks in front of a grim stone building. Beside the door is a modest sign with the same name. He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door opens to a nun in a long black habit.
“What may we do for you, my son?” she asks.
“I saw the signs along the highway,” he replies, “and I was interested in doing business.”
“Very well, my son. Please follow me.”
She leads him through a maze of twisting corridors until he’s completely disoriented. Finally, she stops at a closed door.
“Please knock,” she says.
He does, and another nun answers, also in a long habit, holding a tin cup.
“Please place fifty dollars in the cup,” the nun instructs, “then proceed through the large wooden door at the end of the hall.”
He drops the money into the cup and eagerly heads down the hallway. He slips through the door and pulls it shut behind him.
The door locks.
Suddenly, he’s back outside in the parking lot, staring at a small sign that reads:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
