Daily Joke: At The AppleBees

I took the family out to eat at AppleBees. The lot was full and I saw a customer come out to leave so I waited 1o minutes for him to pull out and take the spot. Guy pulls out and a car full of young girls just pull in to my spot. You know the type. Well I rolled down my window and told them I was waiting for the space and the driver says “too bad, your name wasn’t on it”. I was livid but just waited for another space and went in and ate.

Girls were at the bar doing shots getting wasted. We enjoyed our meal and paid the waiter. I then asked the waiter if he wanted to make $20. I asked him to go up to the girls, 10 minutes after we left, and tell them they got a call from someone that said that hey had a keyed their car and that they should have parked somewhere.  I DID NOT KEY THE CAR.

I called him about an hour later to ask how it went. He said they all went nuts, screaming and shit and even called the police.

Bonus: Cops came and found no damage to car but noticed the girls were to damage to drive. Cops left and circled back and watched the car. Girls come out, get in car,start the car, and the parking lot exploded in blue light. Busted! GUIs and PDs for all.

I did not know about the bonus till a week later when I went back for a few beers. The waiter recognized me and told me the bonus story, laughing the whole time. Another $20 to the waiter. Best $40 I ever spent and I kept a drunk driver off the streets.