03/02/2022 from Daily Jokes
#15750
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo. When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.
When the guns are empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, “Hey! What the hell, man?”
The panda yells back at the bartender, “Hey, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:” A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.”
