07/02/2020 from Daily Jokes
#13253
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women.
The guys start getting friendly with these exotic girls, when suddenly the sheik comes in.
In a furious tone he says “I am the master of these women. No one can touch them but me. You three men must pay for what you have done, and will be punished in a way that corresponds to your profession.”
With that, the sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. “I’m a cop,” the man says.
“Then we will shoot your penis off!” says the sheik.
He then turns to the second man and asks him what he does for a living. “I’m a fireman,” says the second man.
“Then we will burn your penis off!” says the sheik.
Finally, he asks the third man, “And you, what do you do for a living?”
With a sly grin, the man says, “I’m a lollipop salesman!”
