01/11/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21675

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl, about six years old.
She looked me up and down in my uniform and asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” I replied, continuing to write my report.
“My mom said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that true?”
“Yes, that’s right,” I assured her.
“Well then,” she said, holding out her foot, “would you please tie my shoe?”
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