09/08/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22635
A young professor was giving an assignment to a classroom full of adult college students.
It was a long assignment, so she began writing instructions high up on the board.
Suddenly, she heard a chuckle from David in the back row.
She turned around.
“David, would you mind telling the class what’s so funny?”
David tried to stop laughing.
“Sorry, Professor. When you reached up, I caught a glimpse of one of your garters.”
The professor was not amused.
“David, get out of my classroom. I don’t want to see you for the next three classes!”
David gathered his things and left.
The professor turned back to the board. A moment later, she realized she’d forgotten to write the title of the assignment, so she stretched even higher to reach the top.
This time, Billy burst out laughing.
She spun around.
“Billy! And what exactly is so funny?”
Billy reluctantly answered, “Well, Professor… this time I saw both garters.”
Her face turned red.
“That’s enough! Out! I don’t want to see you in this classroom for three weeks!”
Billy quickly grabbed his backpack and disappeared through the door.
Now thoroughly embarrassed and frustrated, the professor turned back toward her desk and accidentally knocked the board eraser onto the floor.
She bent down to pick it up.
Suddenly, there was an enormous burst of laughter from the back of the room.
Before she could even turn around, she noticed Johnny calmly packing his books into his bag and heading for the exit.
“Johnny!” she called. “Where do you think you’re going? I haven’t dismissed you!”
Johnny stopped at the doorway, looked back at her, and sighed.
“Professor, judging by what David and Billy got…
after what I just saw, I think my college career is officially over.”
